🥖 Welcome to the Lazy Investor's Paradise

Bonjour,

Congratulations, you just hit the 🎰! A little intro about myself and why it may have been one of your worst decisions.

I am French.

I’m Antoine Rousseaux, your new buddy on this exciting ride towards automating wealth creation. Welcome to my world, where we let money work for us, instead of sweating over every dollar.

Now, you may think, "Antoine, why should I listen to you?" Well, let me tell you a story, my friend.

I admit I was a struggling student, not the brightest bulb in the room. So I just decided to make people laugh in the class, which was not helping my case.

School failure — That’s how they labelled me. This didn’t make my parents the proudest ones.

Same as when I just got my master's degree, I decided to leave France and start to make some wifi money.

Dumbe decisions on dumb decisions, as they say…

But hey, there is one thing I was good at, being lazy.

If I can find a way to make something in an easier way or more efficient way, I will!

So yeah, I want my money to work for me.

Yeah, you heard it right. What matters to me is a strategy that doesn't need me to toil day and night. A way to make my money grow while I still had time to savour the flavour of life.

Fast forward to now, I'm thirty years old, and guess what? I did it! I'm financially free, and I can live wherever I want — Cliché alert

(but nobody wants me to live anywhere… French paradox)

My investments are working for me while I work on my Muay Thai kicks or dabble in a bit of stand-up comedy. Or even take ice baths, to be sure to be the biggest as**ole.

Here are some clips of my stand-up:

@antoinersx

Re defining the Netflix and Chill here #netflixandnochill #netflixjoke #gayjokes

But how did I do it, you ask? Well, it wasn't overnight, nor was it a cakewalk. But I discovered the beauty of automated investments and the power of letting algorithms do the heavy lifting. After countless hours spent learning and tweaking, I found the golden goose. I turned my financial dreams into reality.

And here's the thing. I want to share all of this with you! Yes, YOU! I want to show you how you can make your money work for you while you sit back and enjoy your morning cup of coffee or evening glass of wine.

Why am I doing this? Besides being a semi-pro at stand-up comedy, I'm fluent in French, English, Spanish, Thai, and Mandarin. You see, I believe in connecting, sharing, and growing together. Plus, there's a special kind of joy in helping others achieve their dreams.
(if I ever get a commission on something that I share, I will let you know and will owe you a coffe☕️)

Welcome to the world of the laziest investor, my friend.

Are you ready to write your own money-making story? Because, my friend, the journey starts here...

Please share your story with me.

Cordialement,

Antoine

PS: I read all my emails 🇫🇷🥖🥐